I know Christmas is actually over, but here are some (sort of) Christmas songs that I've been enjoying recently...
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Monday, 26 December 2011
Music Monday 13 (and 14)
I know Christmas is actually over, but here are some (sort of) Christmas songs that I've been enjoying recently...
Thursday, 22 December 2011
Nightshade, by Andrea Cremer - Excerpt
Here you go, a whole 2,035 words of wolfishness - the first chapter! You'll see what I mean about action from the very beginning...
Wednesday, 21 December 2011
A post in which I bring you seasonal merriment and joy
A. J. Bayes illustration, 1889 |
Johan Lundbye |
How I always imagined her to look |
One slipper was nowhere to be found; the other had been laid hold of by an urchin, and off he ran with it; he thought it would do capitally for a cradle when he some day or other should have children himself. So the little maiden walked on with her tiny naked feet, that were quite red and blue from cold. She carried a quantity of matches in an old apron, and she held a bundle of them in her hand. Nobody had bought anything of her the whole livelong day; no one had given her a single farthing.
She crept along trembling with cold and hunger--a very picture of sorrow, the poor little thing!
The flakes of snow covered her long fair hair, which fell in beautiful curls around her neck; but of that, of course, she never once now thought. From all the windows the candles were gleaming, and it smelt so deliciously of roast goose, for you know it was New Year's Eve; yes, of that she thought.
In a corner formed by two houses, of which one advanced more than the other, she seated herself down and cowered together. Her little feet she had drawn close up to her, but she grew colder and colder, and to go home she did not venture, for she had not sold any matches and could not bring a farthing of money: from her father she would certainly get blows, and at home it was cold too, for above her she had only the roof, through which the wind whistled, even though the largest cracks were stopped up with straw and rags.
Her little hands were almost numbed with cold. Oh! a match might afford her a world of comfort, if she only dared take a single one out of the bundle, draw it against the wall, and warm her fingers by it. She drew one out. "Rischt!" how it blazed, how it burnt! It was a warm, bright flame, like a candle, as she held her hands over it: it was a wonderful light. It seemed really to the little maiden as though she were sitting before a large iron stove, with burnished brass feet and a brass ornament at top. The fire burned with such blessed influence; it warmed so delightfully. The little girl had already stretched out her feet to warm them too; but--the small flame went out, the stove vanished: she had only the remains of the burnt-out match in her hand.
She rubbed another against the wall: it burned brightly, and where the light fell on the wall, there the wall became transparent like a veil, so that she could see into the room. On the table was spread a snow-white tablecloth; upon it was a splendid porcelain service, and the roast goose was steaming famously with its stuffing of apple and dried plums. And what was still more capital to behold was, the goose hopped down from the dish, reeled about on the floor with knife and fork in its breast, till it came up to the poor little girl; when--the match went out and nothing but the thick, cold, damp wall was left behind. She lighted another match. Now there she was sitting under the most magnificent Christmas tree: it was still larger, and more decorated than the one which she had seen through the glass door in the rich merchant's house.
Thousands of lights were burning on the green branches, and gaily-colored pictures, such as she had seen in the shop-windows, looked down upon her. The little maiden stretched out her hands towards them when--the match went out. The lights of the Christmas tree rose higher and higher, she saw them now as stars in heaven; one fell down and formed a long trail of fire.
"Someone is just dead!" said the little girl; for her old grandmother, the only person who had loved her, and who was now no more, had told her, that when a star falls, a soul ascends to God.
She drew another match against the wall: it was again light, and in the lustre there stood the old grandmother, so bright and radiant, so mild, and with such an expression of love.
"Grandmother!" cried the little one. "Oh, take me with you! You go away when the match burns out; you vanish like the warm stove, like the delicious roast goose, and like the magnificent Christmas tree!" And she rubbed the whole bundle of matches quickly against the wall, for she wanted to be quite sure of keeping her grandmother near her. And the matches gave such a brilliant light that it was brighter than at noon-day: never formerly had the grandmother been so beautiful and so tall. She took the little maiden, on her arm, and both flew in brightness and in joy so high, so very high, and then above was neither cold, nor hunger, nor anxiety--they were with God.
But in the corner, at the cold hour of dawn, sat the poor girl, with rosy cheeks and with a smiling mouth, leaning against the wall--frozen to death on the last evening of the old year. Stiff and stark sat the child there with her matches, of which one bundle had been burnt. "She wanted to warm herself," people said. No one had the slightest suspicion of what beautiful things she had seen; no one even dreamed of the splendor in which, with her grandmother she had entered on the joys of a new year.
Who Brought The Shot Glasses?
So, first up~
1. Obvious ones first... what could possibly be the best celebration right now? Nailed it! We have 1,ooo page veiws!
2. Some people believe in this dude called Jesus. He was born over 2,000 years ago around this time of year. And there are some who also believe that he was the Son of God. His coming to Earth to walk amongst us people was apparently of such great joy, that people still celebrate it, 2,ooo years later. So if you are a follower of Christ, I bid you Merry Christmas!
3. Some people like to celebrate Yuletide, a fesival that precedes Christanity and Christmas by centuries. It centers around the coming of spring, the return of the sun, days getting longer and new life. A sure reason for celebration! Party out today, which is the Winter Solstice, or Midwinter.
4. Near 100 posts on the Blog! We just have to publish some of drafts we have lying around in the backlog of Unfinished Posts.
5. We have ideas that will actually give structure (Careful, now, no fainting!) to the Bubble. We have created some Memes of our own.
Coming soon, to The Twinsister Bubble!
See you, next time, non-exsistent, computer illiterate or plain lazy readers.
Tora.
Saturday, 17 December 2011
Book Review 8 - Nightshade, by Andrea Cremer
Now, I'm not saying Nightshade was perfect, as my orders to carefully select/delete your memories of Nightshade's hype might suggest. But if you'll be patient with me - I know my reviews can turn out pretty long, but it's only because I love doing them, and when something's worth doing it's worth doing right, right? (Oh God, did I just nearly reference an ancient pop song there? Please pretend I didn't. You are feeling very sleepy....) - I will get to my point eventually.
So. Onto the review. Well, let's start with the cover first, shall we? I know there are several editions of it, but I have to say this one is my favourite. I could go on and on about it, but I won't. It was the cover of the copy of Nightshade I picked up, and I think the other ones - which have models on them - ruin the story a little, changing your imagination's perception of the book, whereas this one is stunning, simple and utterly divine.
Nightshade's beginning is graphic, and action-packed from about, ooh, the second paragraph? Scratch that, it's the first. I liked how it really grabbed you, and introduced you to Calla's world almost instantly. It's definitely not something for people who like gradually-built stories, because the details seem to intertwined beautifully with the action almost straight away - you need to be clever and really absorb the information, because you know you're not going to be told it twice.
The first quarter of the book was really promising. There was action, information, a dark seductive vibe, tension, and the beginnings of conspiracy. Some of the scenes had me so hooked I had to read them three and four times just so they'd get through in my head, and then I'd re-read them again to bask in their awesomeness. I was obsessed to the point that I was reading the pages faster than I could turn them.
Though the supernatural is a common feature of YA fiction now, the way the wolves were portrayed in Nightshade was refreshing and very well-written. The themes of hierarchy, power, ignorance and duty are thoroughly explored through the pack and their wider circle - including their masters, and this was one of my favourite unique selling points of the novel.
And then Calla met Shay.
At first, he was bearable. He was innocent, gullible, naive, an outsider, but he was smarter than he looked and I wanted to find out more about him. But what Calla was going to do for him - sacrifice her pack, her family - was implied from very early on, though we had no idea how it would actually be carried out, and it just wasn't believable. Not that he wasn't worthy of Calla's love - it was just that I had trouble seeing the reasons why Calla would be interested in him, apart from blind love-at-first sight, which is a shaky basis, at least when included in this kind of story. He didn't leap off the page, and his character seemed a bit flat.
Unlike Ren. Ren was the epitome of what everything this book should have stood for; passionate, fierce, flawed, powerful, irresistible, a risk-taker. He was betrothed to Call to create a new pack, but that didn't stop him for vying for her affections in the only way he knew how. He was a player, and every time I saw his name on the page I practically screamed with delight. He was the only character I genuinely, and whole-heartedly, loved, though the secondary characters of Ansel and Bryn definitely added something to the book.
However, the one thing I was horribly disappointed by in Nightshade was the way women were treated. It seems like a really absurd thing to say about a modern YA novel, right? But although at first I didn't notice, the way the female members of the pack were expected - and often forced - to become second to their male counterparts, and even worse, toys for them disgusted me. I did understand that it was based on their wolf nature and the strict rules of the Keepers, but it got out of hand. I was looking forward to Calla be the strong-willed, independent minded girl I'd heard about - and she was that, at the beginning, before slowly and surely she allowed herself to be degraded and weakened. Even worse than this, it was mostly on her mother's orders. What kind of message in that sending out to its readers? In the end she did stand up for what she wanted - Shay - but it was too long in coming, and the damage had already been done.
My advice: anyone who loves pure YA fiction, action and suspense will love this book. But feminists better stay away, or you'll end up burning the beautiful covers on a bonfire.
Writing: 3.5/5
Characters: 3/5
Plot: 3.5/5
Impact: 2/5 (I could give it five out of five for all the wrong reason, but I won't.)
In five words: dark, seductive, paranormal romance, mixed-message
Allie
And yes, I know we haven't been around for a while...*shame* But don't worry, there'll be plenty of reviews and posts coming up over Christmas to make it up to all of you.
Thursday, 15 December 2011
Oh, uhm, we have a blog? Why didn't anyone tell me?
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Hi.
*guitly look over at the corner*
OK, so, there havn't been any posts in uh, *checks* A while? Yeah, sorry. In the mean time, though, we did get our first comment from an unknown someone. Mr Mike Draper, who reviews books for his blog is having a giveaway currently, and obviously saw Allie advertising for other book giveaways. Check him out if you're interested in that~~
And so hopefully, next time I post I will be able to show you some peices from the inside the bubble... the other big creative splurge that is music.
I would also like to talk a bit about microcosms (Don't blame me! Currently studying Lord of The Flies in English) and the dreadful, all consuming little plague that is Facebook.
Tora~~
Friday, 18 November 2011
The Grace and Nate Story
I'd explain all about them to you now, but I don't have to, because this video I made says it all for me. Hope you like it. Originally, it was just for twinsister dearest, but it's up on Youtube anyway, and what better place to share it than
By the way, this was my first ever video, and I did it a while ago, so please excuse any terribleness you may find in it. And also, that music isn't Michael Buble's Lost. Not at all. No way. Never.
Allie
Monday, 14 November 2011
Book Review 7 - Wintercraft, by Jenna Burtenshaw
This is one example of a book where the cover really makes a difference - it's gorgeous, and really intriguing! |
When the wardens return to Kate's hometown, her uncle Artemis is one of the prisoners taken by the wardens onto the Night Train - but she has other problems to be worried about, what with her being hunted when she finds out she is one of the Skilled; a person cursed with the ability to see both the living and the dead. Along with her friend Edgar, she must run from one of the most feared men alive: the terrifying and sinister Silas Dane.
(OK, so I may be a little prejudiced towards Silas. How dare Jenna Burtenshaw sully the name of the best vampire character EVER? I mean the Silas from The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman, by the way. But I digress.) Add to that an ancient book called Wintercraft, and a setting that becomes a character in itself (the cities and the country are very vividly described and easy to imagine), and you have a combination of storylines that, given the relatively short length of the book compared to most other YA fiction, create a world that pulls you in from the very first page.
Within just a few chapters you have been given enough information, and yet there is enough with-held, to make you very curious about the history of this fantasy world and its characters. Some scenes early on in the book make you think the book is darker than it is, and indeed it does return to this tone later on, but you shouldn't be discouraged if you don't think it's your kind of thing. There is something for everyone in Wintercraft. The plot takes unexpected twists and turns at every corner, but still manages to have a steadiness to it. With so much mystery involved, it's important that it doesn't meander, and Jenna Burtenshaw's writing suits this planned style - she is a very skilled storyteller, especially in her description.
It did have it's downfalls, though, and they are obvious enough to really bring down the standard of what could otherwise be an outstanding story.
First, and most importantly: I didn't bond with most of the characters. Kate is a little bit too tame for me, and though there are times when she is required to be very courageous, it felt fake. She didn't jump off the page and it affected my desire to finish the story (though I am glad I persevered!) and Edgar, especially, got on my nerves - which isn't something that often happens for me - and I found myself wishing Jenna Burtenshaw had created a stronger secondary character. He did grow on me, but it impacts on a story when a character feels so out of place for so long like it did in this book. However, Silas (and his bird) is such an intriguing and complicated character that his ability to keep you guessing really keeps the reality of the story alive. The other criticism I'd have for Wintercraft is that it's pace was sometimes too slow even for me.
Over all, I think there was a lot of potential in Wintercraft that sadly wasn't utilised - though I also think that it's a very good start to a series that I will definitely be picking up again sometime in the future.
Writing: 3.5/5
Characters: 4/5 (but only because Silas is worth a point and a half all by himself!)
Plot: 4/5
Impact: 2.5/5
Overall: 3.5/5
In less than five words: fantasy, SILAS!, mysterious, intriguing, promising.
Allie
Saturday, 12 November 2011
A Plea to Silent Readers
If you are a silent reader who never comments, we can't know if we are saying things that you like or not. Or what you would like more of, or less of. So I'm asking you, please, silent readers of the blogosphere, let us know what you like about this blog. We want to know who you are! I've personally fallen in love with blogging, whether I know there are readers or not, but I know that I get a lot more enjoyment out of it when I know that my efforts are not being wasted, and I can feel like what I have to say is actually being heard.
We're not asking to become the #1 blog on the net. We're - well, I - am just saying that a little interaction with our readers would be apprieciated.
Big love to y'all...(yes, I recently re-watched the episode of The Big Bang Theory with Sheldon's sister Missy in it. Her and Penny combined have had a bit of an unavoidable effect on my speech...)
Allie
Wednesday, 9 November 2011
Waiting On Wednesday #6 - Lies Beneath, by Anne Greenwood Brown
Sunday, 6 November 2011
A couple of book-blog contests for you...
I don't have much time to search out giveaways right now, but here are the few I've seen so far today:
My Cute Bookshelf Giveaway - In Jennie's own words:
I've recently reached 500 followers on the blog and to celebrate this, I have decided to host a giveaway! 2 lucky winners will get a book of their choice from the list below. I've decided to include a lot of hot new releases. ;) Most of these are young adult books, but I've also included some adult ones I either loved or am looking forward to reading.
Xpresso Reads 500 Followers Celebration Giveaway - In Giselle's own words:
I'm incredibly excited to have reached 500 followers already and I have only been blogging for a bit over a month! It's amazing! I have already made tons of new blogger friends that I adore and I'm completely in love with my new hobby. I hope that you're all enjoying my blog and that it lives up to your expectations! ;)
WOW! There are so many books on those lists that I want to read! *dances* Go on, head on over and check it out...there's bound to be something there for you.
Saturday, 5 November 2011
It's A Feast of Stolen Goods Today (OK, that was a crazily obscure reference to one of our earliest posts...)
See title. Might as well do my own version of what Tora posted....'tis fun! Also 'stolen' but not from Alice's iPod.
"Always assume you're being watched. That way, when people start shooting, there's no need to be alarmed."
"Life is always better with a soundtrack." (Actually, this is one of my own.)
Allie
Wednesday, 2 November 2011
Waiting On Wednesday #5 - The Lost Princess, by Galaxy Craze
This Wednesday's Chosen Book: Well, see the title of this post, but just to clarify, yes, Galaxy Craze is a person....
Release Date: May 8th, 2012 (the only bad thing about doing WoW posts is finding out how loooong we'll have to wait to actually read the books!)
Look at this cover! Isn't it stunning? I love how eye-catching and contrasting it is. I'll give you the Goodreads summary to read after you absorb the gorgeousness of it.
Happily ever after is a thing of the past.
The year is 2090.
England is a barren land. Food is rationed. Oil has decimated the oceans. The people are restless.
A ruthless revolutionary enacts a plan to destroy the royal family, and in a moment, the king is dead. His heiress, Princess Mary, and her brother, Jamie, have been abducted, and no one knows their fate. Princess Eliza Windsor barely escapes, and finds herself scared and lost in London's dangerous streets.
With a mind for revenge and the safe recovery of her siblings, Eliza joins the enemy forces in disguise. There she is tempted by her first taste of independence -- and true love. Ultimately she must summon her courage and fight to ensure that she does not become... The Last Princess.
So, what are you Waiting On this Wednesday?
Allie
Monday, 31 October 2011
Spooky, scary, supernatural....
(OK, so it'a not so much a single book, as an author.)
L.J. Smith, you may take your bow!
Her books, especially the Night World series, feature the classic portrayal of vampires, but crossed with elements of romance, and of course set in our modern-day world. She also wrote the Vampire Diaries (that TV show...you know the one, with the AMAZINGLY HUNKY vampire brothers? Ha. I knew that would get your attention...! But it's true.) which I have read, though I have to say I don't like those ones as much. (No offence, AMAZINGLY HUNKY vampire brothers who feature in the series.)
I'm definitely not a massive vampire fan, but they are my guilty pleasure, now revealed to the world. And, in a perfect twist of fate, there's probably a copy of one of her books in every library in the world, thanks to the recent craze -started-by-the-book-which-shall-not-be-named, so there's no excuse for not trying them.
Anyway, I better go now before twinsister dearest murders me* for mentioning the v-word on the blog.
*runs*
Yes, Halloween is completely commercialised and Americanised and whatever other words there are for stuff like that. But....
Our bathroom is currently a homage to Psycho. Blood-hand-print-stained shower curtain, and everything. There are a lot of Halloween sweets. And coloured hairspray for the others who are actually going to participate in the strange tradition of traipsing around from house to house in the pitch dark and freezing cold, with steadily growing bags of junk and money (OK, that part I'm not so objectionable to) with a large group of people dressed in varying types of black bin bags and white bed sheets.
(And all right, all right, I know there are so fantastic costumes out there. Like - hello! - Amy Winehouse. Picture this: little primary school kid, cute as button, with a huge knotty beehive and layers of mascara. Obviously without the alcohol and drug addictions, but still! Only at Halloween...)
And, even better. Bellatrix Lestrange! Can you imagine?
HOLD ON!
....
Seriously, that comparison was not intentional....but I so have to put it live on the blog now.
Right, now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find my missing black t-shirt....
Allie
Sunday, 30 October 2011
Who We Should Aspire To Be Like
I first heard of Alice through the Post Pals charity. (You can see my previous post about it here - see how nice I am, linking you to it, and everything? - or, better still, visit the Post Pals website) I'd tell you about here, but what better way to do than through her own words? From her Blogger profile:
It is a story full of positivity and strength, made all the more touching because this isn't just something in a novel you can pick up and put down at will; it is someone's life. It is a glimpse into the lives of Alice and her whole family (including her sister Milly who deserves a major shout-out too; she's an amazing fundraiser, as well as suffering from a condition called Crouzon Syndrome herself - and reminds you that the way bad things - whether health-wise, life-wise, or anything-wise - affect you is all down to your attitude. Where there is darkness, there must be light. Falling down, no matter how hard or how far or for how long, must always be followed by getting up again. This is what Alice does, despite the trials she has gone through, and the challenges facing her.
(Now you can see where the post title is coming from, right? So, Tora, if you'll forgive me this once for having it so straight-up and 'obvious', I think it really has some meaning.)
I am not saying Alice is Superwoman. She is an ordinary girl in extraordinary, harrowing circumstances that unfortunately affect too many people, who has decided that this chapter of her journey should be shared with the world.
(Am I preaching? I really hope I'm not. And if I am, well, let's just hope it has some kind of purpose. I think it does.)
So. Go there. Read and take inspiration. And then come back here and finish reading this post and see how different the light you see it in is.
I'll leave a space here to indicate you reading Alice's blog.
Sorta makes you appreciate being alive, doesn't it?
Allie
Saturday, 29 October 2011
When I grow up...I am NOT going to be a member of the Pussycat Dolls.
OK, so maybe there's a third choice I have in mind....But LOOK! It's so pretty...! The only thing I woudl change would be to make the chairs softer. And bigger. And- what the hey, why not add a bed in there, as well? Knowing me I'll probably end up doing a lot of late-night writing/watching films while eating junk food pretending I'm writing and not consoling myself over stuff, and life in general...
I'm going to stop talking now.
Allie
Friday, 28 October 2011
This post will most definitely not be all about muffins.
But. I made muffins today. And they are delicious. Even if I do say so myself...
They are also even more delicious because fo the fact they were almost-but-not-quite stolen. Though thankfully they were not. Sighs of relief all round, people...
I can't cook much - hands up people who live off frozen food, toast and popcorn when left to fend for themselves? MEE! - but I like baking. A lot. Mainly because even when you mess up things still taste great. Usually. And, yes, I know stuff can still go wrong, but boy, all the exploding oven doors are SO worth it, in the end.
Also, LOOK! A cool frog I don't know the name of, but with funkiest frog-skin ever.
I have listened to some very funny songs, some cracking music (currently, Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes), talked to my twinsister about many things in a very short space of time, begun writing again after being too busy to do anything constructive for the past few days, and will be competing in showjumping tomorrow.
These are the reasons why I am happy right now.
Go forth and be happy too, dear readers!
A very cheerful Allie
You Are Not Alone, People Who Harbour Secret LotR Dreams But Are In A Caged Exsistance Of Being Unable To Express Their True Feelings. Ok. Maybe You -
My Freak. *buries head in hands*
CAST-
Samwise- Barbara
(Hey, I'm Barbara, although I prefer 'Dippy', or 'Aerrow' as I'm known on some sites. I'm a gaming nerd and proud otaku, pleased to meet you!)
Frodo- Tibaba
('Sup, I'm Tibi, as my friends like to call me, and I can be known as very random at times! I'm the boffin of our group, and am constantly being yelled at by them for singing too much! I send you my Salutations! :P)
Gandalf The Grey- Harry
(Silence.)
The Balrog- Sam.
(Silence)
That's men for you. For all their great mathematical knowledge, they cannot sit in what could even be considered any sort of blood relative to a circle. But that's unrelated. Excuse the pun.
Enjoy the delirium, people.
Tora.
Side note: D'you how many ways people pronouce Tora? I've had (Tawwwwwwwwhra (Americans. Check out the Western drawl.) Tohh-rah (Londonians) Tahh-ra (Scots). C'mon. There are harder names to pronouce.
Tuesday, 25 October 2011
My Name is Allison and Sometimes My Twin Sister Really Does Seem To Be The One Who Was Born With All The Common Sense. (Just occasionally.)
Ciao is hello, too. I think. So you're OK.
OH, WOW!
I'D LIKE TO THANK-
On second thoughts, I'm not going to bother with the whole acceptance speech. I mean, yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow eat your heart out, but I seriously do not have the energy to type out ten minutes' worth of thank-yous right now.
I know I'm technically published, in a way, but I mean a book, that people can buy in shops. Or on Amazon. Or wherever. (Personally, I must promote LIBRARIES and BOOKSHOPS. Especially the ones with the comfy chairs and the muffins.)
However, I will settle for being published online. Which - technically - means I have been published may, many times.
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*does jig*
Onto the next post...
They use upside down exclamation marks in Spanish. They're very cool.
*laughs* Thanks for posting that, Tora. Makes me laugh every time.
(There's a lot of inside jokes there. If you want to know what they are - well, I'm not telling you. But if anyone does know, COMMENT! *highfives non existent people*)
And, just for the record, I share Tora's sentiments about the CV. I could rant about being indivual and everything, but I don't have time. So I shall leave you with this: Tora is...amaxzing. And so much more than a CV could ever describe.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to rescue a kitten.
Allie.
Oh, and hi, Anon/Annon/Rhiannon.
Monday, 24 October 2011
Music Monday 12
The Coronas - Addicted to Progress
I have seriously had this song stuck in my head...ever since I heard it on the radio, but didn't manage to catch the tile. And now I've found it again and can't stop listening to it. What can I say/ It's...addictive.
Allie
Look, Insanity Even Comes With Up-Side Down Exclamation Marks!
Now the time has come to choose my Work Experiance placement, I thought I'd share with you a bit of my CV!
Ok, it's really blurry, but I think you can read it! It's good, right?
Seriously, I've had to write a CV. And listing all of the things that's I've done in my lifetime that may count towards something is really stupid. Because it all counts. Everything I've done made me who I am today, and whether or not I would be suitable for such a job. Not just the things I've passed with recognized boards of exams or organization. *sighs*
Whaddaya think, Allie?
Reader (s)?
Tora, XXX
Saturday, 22 October 2011
My Name Is Victoria And I Love My Sister A Lot.
No, wait, that's goodbye, isn't it?
I am sure you're all very grateful that I've not posted in such a while, and I've appeared to say you're very welcome. I've also appeared to knock the Stupid out of Allison.
Because publish means to 'share with'. If my dear reader (more bout that later) would care to reach back in her memory, we did post something earlier on this blog.
CONGRATULATIONS, ALLISON CLAY, YOU'RE A PUBLISHED AUTHOR!
I love you a lot, even if you're an idiot sometimes. There, tell the world, and all your pet brackets.
Why don't you publish something else for us?
In the meantime, I think it's time for us to throw a party, to celebrate our first reader! Ladies, and Gentleghosts, please welcome, Anon!
*applause*
*coughs* The pun is, Anon is not short for anonymous, which little miss really is, but Rhiannon.
And Allie, though I love you, did you know we havn't been getting any comments because someone set the settings to not allow any comments? Hmmmn?
ARG! Now I've stuck the thing on italics again... Ohhhhhh. Darn me.
Tora, XXX
Friday, 21 October 2011
Quotes of the Day
WHAT AM I SAYING?
Of course every post on this blog has a purpose. They're not just an excuse to rant and spout whatever is on ours minds. Not at all. No way.
Anyway, the quote(s).
Heard in a musical a few nights ago:
Guy in musical: <name censored> I never married Tiffany, in the end.
Girl in audience: I'LL MARRY YOU, <CENSORED>
*cue entire crowd in tears with laughter*
Allie
Thursday, 20 October 2011
Right. I claim to be a writer. Ummm....not so sure of that....
Believe me, I am going to be doing my utmost to write a full-length novel worthy of publishing. I have tried already, but I have time (unless I get caught in a hit and run or something tomorrow. Which would not be good. But let's not tempt fate.) and apparently I should be focusing on getting smaller stuff finished (which, I have to admit is very good advice. HEED IT! The satisfaction of finishing something smaller helps in the long run. Or so I'm told.)
(I may repeat again; neither Tora nor I are published authors, except if you count via the internet or competitions. We are in-progress writers, we are artists, we are supernovas (or at least she is. Me, on the other hand...) and everything in between (that's more like it! I must remember to add that to my 'About Me' section) but we are also learning, and we will get there. Or at least she will. Probably before me.Because Tora is too amazing to not do something utterly brilliant...possibly by this time next week. If she hasn't already.)
(Wow, the twinsisterly love is really flowing here today.)
(As is the use of brackets.)
The poor, understated, underused, humble bracket. Remember when you first learn how to use them, and they are...simply addictive? And then they gradually fall into disuse...but never fear, BRACKETS OF THE WORLD! YOU ARE SAFE HERE!
Just in case they can't hear lowercase letters.
I'd put in a picture of a bracket but that would be going overboard.
(Read: No I am not obsessed, just bored, and trying to sound vaguely interesting. Even if that means sounding slightly hyper and very, very insane. More so than usual.)
*breathes sigh of relief*
I needed that. Rant over, readers.
Back to the world of sandpaper, apple tarts, wrong ingredients, door stoppers, strange songs, sleep deprivation, and doing whatever else we students are supposed to do. Studenting?
I mean, studying!
LOOK! A RAINBOW! *points*
*runs*
Allie
Wednesday, 19 October 2011
Random blog post, because it's a better use of my time than making homemade bunny ears.
So, I should have something to say, shouldn't I?
Ummmm...
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all.
Well, I'm sitting here with my laptop in front of me trying to write, and failing, because MY CREATIVITY HAS BEEN SQUASHED OUT OF ME BY THE MONSTER THEY CALL ENDLESS STUDYING, and blogging seemed like the only other reasonable thing to do with the little time online I have right now.
I wish I had something exciting to write about. L;ike the awesome Kiersten White over at her blog Kiersten Writes (see what she did there?! LOVE IT). Where she is not afraid to post pictures of herself posing with fishes or self-deprecating posts comparing herself to the other writers she has met on her book tour (Bad Kiersten!!) or even having very public conversations with her Laptop. Where the laptop actually answers for itself.
Oh, how I wish I was like that.
Or even like Tahereh Mafi over at Grab A Pen/Stir Your Tea (the latter's the bit that shows up on the URL. Decided I'd just slap it onto the link there in case it's the actual name of the blog instead of Grab a Pen which comes up on my favourites list.) who has just received copies of her book Shatter Me (Which I did a Waiting-On Wednesday post about, if you remember, loyal readers who may not exist) and is feeling a little bit weepy....well, I would be too, wouldn't you?! Weepy in a good way, I mean. Not weepy as in cry your heart out over The Notebook or My Sister's Keeper because you feel like doing nothing else with your life. 9I'm sure they're great movies. But just not my style. (Point of interest about me: I don't cry at books, or movies. Ever. Never have, probably never will. I HAVE A HEART OF STONE. *wails*)
Or maybe even Veronica Roth....(SORRY SORRY SORRY I haven't read Divergent yet, but I will be soon. Promise.) over at her website and blog, where she's just moved to ROMANIA (Not on the blog. Like, seriously, actually MOVED TO ROMANIA.) among many other exciting things.
< - A version of the Divergent cover. Isn't it jaw-droppingly, amazingly, absolutely stunning?! If I sdee this anywhere, I'm buying it. Immediately.
I think that's enough links for now. Slash-things-I'm-pointing-out-because-they-point-out-exactly-what-a terrible-and-boring-blogger-I-am.
I think I've self-indulged for long enough now. Hopefully karma won't kill me because I've just accidently-on=purpose promoted some of my favourite blogs by some people who are truly brilliant (at least, this is what I'm led to believe. I've never met any of them. Either THEIR BLOGS LIE!
or:
If any of the authors I have mentioned want to come over and oh...my...lord... I'mgoingtohyperventilateatthethoughofitsoI'dbetterstopnow.
Allie
Wow. I sure did use capital letters to their full effect in that post.
Friday, 7 October 2011
Hey, the reason I listen to the radio while doing homework is to make sure WW3 doesn't break out while I'm busy concentrating on chemistry calculations.
(I'm thinking it was a good idea for my twinsister to not talk about manga. Because if she did she would publicly berate me for not reading as many of them as I should be. For anyone who's interested, I'm currently trying to get through the utterly fluffy and my-guilty-pleasure-of-the-manga-world, Mars. But don't ask me to give you detailed information about it. I just like the drawings.)
By the way, while she's been away, Tora married Matthew, as in Matthew of the Gospels in the Bible, and had two sons. Mark, who became one of the other Gospel writers, and James, who I have to say is clearly underachieving compared to the rest of his prolific family.
Anyway, neither of us have been able to blog lately because of school and many, many other commitments, but I'll try to schedule some posts soon just to keep you going. And, by the way, it would be great if anyone who's been reading this could comment, so we could know for sure you're here!
Today, I finally got to the library for the first time in nearly three weeks. It was like a light in the darkness. An exodus to the Promised Land. Autumns leaves swept through the door and swirled in the air around me before being laid carefully on the ground before me to comfort my tired feet. Books and fellow book-readers cried my name in praise and choirs of angels swung down from heaven-
OK. So it wasn't exactly like that.
It was more like me noticing - hallelujah! - that there were new books on the shelves (I can literally tell if there's a single book out of place by now.) and that there were just waiting for me to pick them up and take them home...I could turn it into an In My Mailbox post, but I can't be bothered to take all the (undoubtedly pretty) pictures and upload them. So, in a brief summary; Forever by Maggie Stiefvater (a series which Tora despises for certain unmentionable - no, not that! - reasons, but which I can't seem to help but love), Passion, by Lauren Kate (OK, so I've cheated myself out owning the third book as well as the first two with this one. But I couldn't wait any longer!), TimeRiders Day of the Predator and The Doomsday Code by Alex Scarrow 9isn't that just the best name ever?), Jane Austen Stole My Boyfriend, by Cora Harrison (I own I was Jane Austen's Best Friend. I was given an uncorrected book proof actually, so I got to read it before a lot of other people, but I had to wait forever to get the sequel...) and several others I now do not have time to mention.
Au rev- well, actually, I can't spell that version of goodbye, so you're going to have to puit up with me sticking to plain old English. Until next time, citizens of the blogosphere!
Allie
You know I've been trying to read Skullduggery Pleasant, Tora...
Wednesday, 5 October 2011
Did I Last Sign In Before or After WW3?
Wait a moment.
World War 3 hasn't happened yet, has it?
Hey-ho, people-who-have-ghost-complex-who-read-this-blog-but-who-might-actually-not-exsist, Tora remembered you do exsist! I'm not going to blab about my life. I'm not going to tell you how much work I've had ( a lot), how Iannoyed I have been at Allie for not reading certain books ( A lot), how surprised I've been by the books she has read which I've read but she didn't tell me and I didn't give to her... (wait, what was the question?), or how different Yr 10 is (a lot), and I'm not even going to mention manga.
All of which leaves me with nothing to say.
Sorry about that.
*fidgets*
Alright! Since you don't want to know, I will also just breifly (not) mention how abseloutely amazing the musical Jesus Christ Superstar is. Though, of course, our school's production beats annnnnnnyyy of the films so far... *coughhintcough*
Tir Na Og! Woot. Love that story.
I may talk a little about the Guants House Summer Gathering, the most beautiful event each year. The music is spectacular, the workshops are brilliant, and the setting's just so full of love. I have great, great friends there, from all around the country, drawn together, and now I sound like a real hippie. Before you lose interest, I would just like to say I'm running out of synonyms for amazing, but you get the picture. Guants is my second home.
Tora, XXX.
Still almost mad. Still almost sane. Still that shade of grey region inbetween.