NOTHING IS HERE.
Seriously. Nothing here.
Go on, shoo, back to the main page!
Hey, didn't you read the page title?
Again, this page HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT.
Do I have to repeat myself a hundred times?
Oh, well. Looks like I do.
You never learn, do you? If you're still reading, you must either be really, really, bored, or crazy persistent. Which are mostly the same thing.
HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
There is something here.
But only because you made me.
Sometimes it might change. I don't know. But for now...it's love.
And for all you cynics out there...well, it'll teach you not to come to this page again, won't it?