"Dear Math. I don't want to do your problems. I have my own to solve."
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"Be who you are and say what you think, because those who mind, don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and sounds like a duck, then it could be a dragon impersonating a duck."
"Homework hurts trees."
"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I can."
"I'm not as random as you think I salad."
"Sometimes people pu up walls, not to keep people out, but to see who cares to break them down."
"I didn't hit you, I just simply high fived your face."
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That's why it's called the present."
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different to yours."
"Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."